Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 AM UTC

Monday, September 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Exported Faith, Imported Chaos.
Original: The U.S. sent an Iranian Christian to Panama. It had no plan for what came next.
Washington Post Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Politician Fears Audit. Shocking.
Original: ‘Oh shit’: Labor councillor who attended 2021 Liberal fundraiser was worried about potential Icac inquiry, Icac hears
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Art Heists Now Include Feelings.
Original: Latido Takes Isaki Lacuesta’s ‘Flamenco Sketches,’ San Sebastian’s Zabaltegi-Tabakalera Closer (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories