Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Monday, September 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Alaska: Democracy’s Last Laugh.
Original: Alaskans will decide fate of ranked choice voting system after chaotic end to state's primary
PBS NewsHour Politics 10h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

He’s Got Thoughts About That.
Original: Patrick Clancy, ex-husband of Lindsay Clancy, opens up on children’s killings in first televised interview
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Science Now Runs on Vibes.
Original: Trump Reportedly To Establish Political Board To Control NIH Funding
Forbes Business 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories