Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Sunday, September 20, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Sure thing. Here's a rewrite:
Original: In Colorado, a GOP candidate says his differences with Trump show he's with the voters
NPR Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Capitalism: It’s Cute!
Original: Snoopy cups at Starbucks and McDonald’s SpongeBob toys are commanding huge markups on eBay
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Selling Dreams, Now Acting Them.
Original: From OnlyFans to San Sebastian: How Gina Jaqueline Brought Unsettling Authenticity to Her Debut Acting Role in ‘Cute’
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories