Original: Spanberger takes unusual step to limit data centers — up to a point
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, September 18, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge isn't swayed by government's claims that plans for an 'anti-weaponization fund' are dead
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump says he is banning CNN, MS NOW and Politico from the White House
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Judge rules EPA illegally terminated $7 billion solar program intended to help poorer Americans
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: California governor signs order pushing for an AI ‘kill switch’
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Automattic names interim CFO after exec departures
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Y Combinator insurance tech alum Angle Health hits $2.7B valuation
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: World model companies are keeping a lot of secrets
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Apple Watch Ultra 4 Review: The Series 12 Is Closing the Gap
Wired
2h ago
Original: Here’s How an AI Slowdown Could Actually Be Enforced
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: UK court clears woman of voicing support for Hamas in university speech
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Trump doubles down on banning CNN, MS Now and Politico from White House and warns more outlets could follow– live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ‘Daughter of Damascus’ Assala performs in Syria after 15-year exile
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Syria arrests five former al-Assad-era officers over strikes on civilians
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: At least 21 killed after vehicle loaded with explosives rams Pakistan mosque
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Stocks are failing the ‘breadth’ test, but options traders still see reason to buy
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Most of what you know about data centers is wrong
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: My rental property is paid off, but I need cash. Is this a bad time to take out a $50,000 HELOC?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: I have $125,000 in credit-card debt. Will $17,000 a month in income, including disability, affect my bankruptcy?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: It’s almost impossible to sell a condo these days: ‘I feel trapped’
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Lea Michele, Matt Pinfield, ‘Pose’ Co-Creator Steven Canals Remember ‘Spring Awakening’ Composer Duncan Sheik: “Does Not Seem Real”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Gerrit Graham, Actor in ‘Phantom of the Paradise,’ ‘Pretty Baby’ and ‘Used Cars,’ Dies at 77
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Lea Michele Remembers Duncan Sheik: ‘This One Hurts and Does Not Seem Real’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Where to Watch ‘Outlander: Blood of My Blood’ Season 2 Online
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren on Their ‘MobLand’ Season 2 Return: “Pure Lunacy”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Ole Miss vs. LSU rivalry: 160 years of love, hate and the river’s edge
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Fatal October flaws: Why each MLB contender's biggest weakness will -- or won't -- sink it
ESPN
1h ago
Original: MLB playoff tracker: Postseason odds, current bracket and who can clinch next
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 29 college football games to keep your weekend spicy, led by -- of course -- LSU-Ole Miss
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Week 3 preview: Florida State's bleak future, revenge game in Oxford, more
ESPN
1h ago