Original: Democrats demand to know where Venezuelan oil revenue is going
Washington Post Politics
5m ago
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Thursday, September 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: As warnings mount, Democrats eyeing the presidency wake up to AI fears
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Poll finds close Michigan Senate race. Here’s how El-Sayed lags his party.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Here's what to know about Russia's parliamentary vote and its main parties
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump won by latching on to popular issues. He’s doing the opposite on AI.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Inside the suddenly explosive world of AI safety
The Verge
30m ago
Original: Comp AI sets eyes on a continuously agentic future for security and compliance
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Soundboks Rider Party Speaker Review: Loud and Durable
Wired
1h ago
Original: People Are Pissed Off and Ready to Own Their Shit
Wired
1h ago
Original: ‘Fast & Furious’ Takes a Victory Lap With a Ferociously Fun Roller Coaster
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Ninth woman's body found as South African police investigate string of deaths
BBC World
1m ago
Original: Berlin correspondent Deborah Cole answers reader questions on the future of Germany and Merz – Europe live
The Guardian World
11m ago
Original: ‘So many loopholes’: Democratic House leader Jeffries flags concerns over Russia sanctions bill – US politics live
The Guardian World
18m ago
Original: Tories suggest they would scrap ‘1970s’ tradition of having TUC figures on Bank of England court – UK politics live
The Guardian World
20m ago
Original: What’s the Asian Games accommodation crisis, and where will athletes stay?
Al Jazeera
32m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘I just want out’: Why Jeffrey Gundlach is moving his money as far from AI as possible — and what he’s doing instead
MarketWatch
19m ago
Original: How can I get my employees to stop oversharing at work?
MarketWatch
30m ago
Original: I have $125,000 in credit-card debt. Will $17,000 a month in income, including disability, affect my bankruptcy?
MarketWatch
45m ago
Original: CVS’ Aetna To Meld Cancer Treatment Approvals As Insurers Cut Hurdles
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Braves Offer 4-Word Response On 2-Time All-Star’s Surprising Injury Update
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Dubai Film Festival Revived With New Edition Set for December 2027
Variety
27m ago
Original: Peter Chan’s Directing Motto for Toronto Alzheimer’s Drama ‘The Road Not Taken’ Came From a Chengdu Dementia Care Home
Variety
40m ago
Original: Lola Tung and Daniel Bravo Hernández to Lead New York Theatre Workshop Benefit Reading of ‘Sanctuary City’
Variety
45m ago
Original: Alief Boards Lithuania’s ‘Dice-Ching-O-Mat’ From Producer Uljana Kim and Helmer Kristijonas Vildziunas (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Bill Skarsgard to Star in Hideo Kojima’s ‘Physint’ Video Game From Xbox
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: How to follow the Premier League on the BBC this weekend
BBC Sport
13m ago
Original: Coleman not included in Republic of Ireland squad
BBC Sport
26m ago
Original: Marchant set on England comeback after Sale arrival
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Former Mercedes design boss Elliott joins Alpine
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: England batter Donald ready to savour Welsh homecoming
BBC Sport
1h ago