Original: Russia’s parliamentary vote features no real opposition to Putin's policies
ABC News Politics
1d ago
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Thursday, September 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump emphasizes crime in midterm push in North Carolina
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: House passes bill aimed at addressing impact of data centers on energy costs
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Original: Speaker Johnson recesses House early, blocking Massie's push to impeach Hegseth
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: House passes bill attempting to lower data center costs
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Iceland-based Treble raises $18 million for its voice simulation platform
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: SteelSeries Coupon Codes: 15% Off in September 2026
Wired
1d ago
Original: Best Buy Discount Codes: 60% Off
Wired
1d ago
Original: HelloFresh Promo Codes: 55% Off for September 2026
Wired
1d ago
Original: Your startup’s next teammate might be an AI agent: Gusto, Insight Partners, and Leland explain what that changes at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia Post worker stole dozens of bank cards to fund ‘debilitating’ gambling addiction
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Australian politics live: Chalmers says Liberal migration policy ‘determined by One Nation’; Queensland to create outback boot camps for youth offenders
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Israel weaponises AI for West Bank demolitions
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: OpenAI reports more incidents of models acting deceptively
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: Peers call for UK to enact tobacco-style ban on gambling advertising
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump Threatens EU With Tariffs Over Canada ‘Associate Member’ Offer
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Final 10 Game Central Division Schedules For Guardians And White Sox
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Ebola Is Outrunning The Response In Eastern Congo
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: ‘Feel No Obligation To Be Subservient’—OpenAI Discloses Six New Safety Incidents
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: $1 Million Pennsylvania Derby Offers Breeders’ Cup Implications
Forbes Business
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Watch Julia Stiles Pay Tribute to Dolly Parton on ‘Dancing With the Stars’
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Original: ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ Vaults MAPPA to Anime Studio Lead as Streaming Shifts From Licensing to Ownership, Media Partners Asia Report Finds
Variety
1d ago
Original: Eddie Cahyono’s Busan Competition Title ‘Ibuku,’ Starring Christine Hakim, Boarded by Asian Shadows for World Sales (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1d ago
Original: Zhang Yimou to Lead Busan Competition Jury
Variety
1d ago
Original: Virender Sehwag’s ‘Rise & Fall’ Season 2 Sets September Launch on Prime Video, Reveals First Four Contestants (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Kostyuk into Guadalajara last eight without playing a point
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Why dealing with defeat is key for Lampard at Coventry
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Flex your football brain with our daily quizzes
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: USA midfielder sues doctors after on-pitch heart attack
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Verstappen passes 100 amateur karters in 14 laps in exhibition race
BBC Sport
1d ago