Original: House passes bill aimed at addressing impact of data centers on energy costs
ABC News Politics
1h ago
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Thursday, September 17, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Speaker Johnson recesses House early, blocking Massie's push to impeach Hegseth
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: House passes bill attempting to lower data center costs
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Interest rate hike a 'reassuring' sign Fed is acting independently, economist says
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: The last day at the Kennedy Center
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Snap tries to make the case again for its $2,200 smart glasses
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Musk’s long-time backer is giving SpaceX stock to its investors
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Al Gore has a surprisingly calm take on the AI data center backlash
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Meet Dyson's New Robot Vacuum Line: The Dyson Nurovi Line (2026)
Wired
2h ago
Original: Snap is launching a new Specs AI tool, and it’s coming to iOS and Mac
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australian politics live: Lambie welcomes Labor backdown on allied health cap for veterans after emotional speech to parliament
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump blasts interest rate uptick and claims ‘hostile’ Federal Reserve board made decision ‘only for political reasons’ – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Teenage boys charged with murder after alleged mistaken identity shooting of Sydney student
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US interest rates raised for first time in three years
BBC World
1h ago
Original: US CENTCOM tells Al Jazeera Hormuz blockade ‘highly effective’
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Intel’s stock rises as investors hope memory chips can mark the next step in its turnaround
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: IndyCar Rookie Of The Year Dennis Hauger Gets A Big Break With AJ Foyt
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Aaron Boone’s Veteran Presence Has Yankees On The Road To Success
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Macklemore Invites Robert Kraft To Match $1 Million Donation To Palestinians
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: 2026 Emmys Host Mariska Hargitay Gave It Her All — It Was OK
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Watch Chris Stapleton Reunite Tom Petty’s Heartbreakers to Open 2026 Americana Honors
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Re/Pair’ Review: David Schwimmer, W. Kamau Bell and Van Jones Lead Pragmatic Doc About the Past and Present of Black-Jewish Relations
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Robert Kraft Responds After Macklemore Invites Him to Match His $1M Donation to Support Palestinian People
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Biopic About Gambling Influencer Vegas Matt in the Works From Filmmaker Mike Young (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Continues Season 35 Premiere Spotlighting the Female Celebrities: See the Scores, Who Went Home (Updating Live)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: NFL Week 2 insider notebook: Latest buzz on QB1 uncertainty, plus the Rams' and Chargers' rough starts
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Tommy Pham homers for White Sox after making case for activation to GM in elevator
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Man United hit crisis point under Carrick after collapse against Brighton
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Fantasy basketball H2H Roto and Category rankings: Who is No. 1?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Fantasy basketball points league rankings: Cade Cunningham, Jalen Johnson in top 10
ESPN
1h ago