Original: Afghan terrorist gets 20 years for role in deadly 2021 attack at Kabul airport
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, September 16, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Iowa’s Republican Senate candidate not attending JD Vance event
Washington Post Politics
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Original: The one issue where Republicans and Democrats are unified before the midterms, according to this poll
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump administration has cut or frozen $177 billion in grants across every state, analysis shows
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump’s arch will harm historic sites but must proceed, federal officials say
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Noise wants to help everyday people become paid content creators
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Pulley, a Carta rival, is shutting down
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Nonprofit that tracks meteors taken down by "critical blow" from a cyberattack
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: Anthropic and OpenAI want to embed safety evaluators. Will they really be independent?
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Washington Won’t Be Regulating AI Anytime Soon
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump blasts interest rate uptick and claims US is doing so well that rates ‘should be 1%, or less’ – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australian politics live: Labor to reveal new immigration rules; PM hails narrowing of gender gap
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Manchester United lose 3-2 to Brighton, crash out of League Cup
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Macklemore pledges his $1m Ed Sheeran tour salary to Palestine
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Watch: Leaked photos reveal extensive damage at US bases in Gulf
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Generac’s stock soars more than 30% after Amazon deal cements company’s status as an AI-power player
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Fed rate hike fails to calm troubled markets as Dow falls 600 points. Expect more sharp swings in stocks and bonds.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: How Could AI 'Kill Us All'? Inside Whistleblower's Shocking Claim
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Intel’s stock rises as investors hope memory chips can mark the next step in its turnaround
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Why optical stocks Lumentum and Coherent were the day’s biggest S&P 500 gainers
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Macklemore to Donate $1 Million to Palestinian Support Groups, Invites Robert Kraft to Match
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: TV Ratings: ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Stays Hot With Season 35 Premiere
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Congress Gets a “Film and TV Caucus”: Bipartisan Group of Lawmakers Push for More U.S. Production
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Scott Speedman Has Finally Settled Into Leading Man Status With ‘R.J. Decker’
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Matthew Lillard Says ‘I Feel Ashamed’ for Acting in ‘Scream 7’ After Melissa Barrera Got Fired: ‘I Blew That. I’m on the Wrong Side of History’
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: League Two Fleetwood host Arsenal in Carabao Cup - full fourth-round draw
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: NBA Future Power Rankings: We stacked the three-year outlooks for all 30 teams
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Painful endgame for Gray as stale Hibs slump
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Tommy Pham homers for White Sox after making case for activation to GM in elevator
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Leicestershire on brink of relegation after 27-point deduction
BBC Sport
2h ago