Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Congress: Pretend Really Hard.
Original: House votes for a third time to end Iran war in symbolic move as conflict drags on – US politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Squirrel Movie Deemed Superior to Space Opera. Naturally.
Original: Markus Lehmusruusu’s Finnish Oscar Entry ‘The Squirrel’ Earns Aki Kaurismäki’s Stamp of Approval: ‘He Said It’s Like ‘2001: A Space Odyssey,’ but Better Because It’s Full of Humanism’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories