Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Politicians Duck Responsibility; AI Roams Free.
Original: Australian politics live: PM distances himself from Labor staffer sacked over social media posts; Lambie says AI companies ‘like dinosaurs in Jurassic Park testing fences’
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Drake’s Anxiety Now a Product.
Original: Drake Unveils Surreal ‘Fear of Missing Out’ Film Featuring New Music Videos, Songs and an Ella Langley Remix
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories