Original: Pennsylvania teen died of ‘rare and severe’ complication of measles, coroner says
Washington Post Politics
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Edition · 9:00 PM UTC
Tuesday, September 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump’s planned sale of controversial bombs to Israel is largest in years
Washington Post Politics
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Original: This blue state is the midterms’ surprising new Senate battleground
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Americans value press freedom, but new surveys show support for restrictions in certain cases
ABC News Politics
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Original: WATCH: Patel grilled on whether he'll send FBI agents to the polls in November
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Microsoft announces Windows and Surface event for October 7th
The Verge
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Original: What if social media isn’t hurting kids?
The Verge
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Original: Meta now lets AI agents handle the boring parts of WhatsApp Business setup
TechCrunch
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Original: The AI graveyard: a running list of projects and startups that didn’t make it
TechCrunch
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Original: 18-year-old dies of measles in PA from severe neurological complication
Ars Technica
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Support acts quit Ed Sheeran tour in support of Macklemore
BBC World
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Original: Blanche defends Trump’s tirade against supreme court after it blocked mail-in voting executive order – US politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Australian politics live: Lambie compares ‘dangerous’ Hanson to Trump; NSW One Nation leader wants abortion ‘stopped’
The Guardian World
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Original: Romanian shepards and farmers clash with police
Al Jazeera
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Original: Iran war has led to US munitions shortfalls, Pentagon inspector confirms
BBC World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: 2 charts showing how oil is becoming the global market’s biggest wild card
MarketWatch
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Original: Why a Federal Reserve rate hike could be a ‘rare win’ for your retirement money
MarketWatch
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Original: Top Senate Republican floats a diesel export ban as prices soar. It might not work.
MarketWatch
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Original: Oracle’s stock falls for the fifth day in a row — missing out on the AI bounce
MarketWatch
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Original: Ed Sheeran Loses All Opening Acts After Macklemore Dropped Over ‘Free Palestine’ Backlash
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Cinelease Buys Up Grip and Lighting Gear From Quixote
Variety
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Original: Trump Is Reportedly Sending Israel $2.8 Billion in Bombs. You’re Paying for Them
Rolling Stone
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Original: Justice Department Sides With Paramount on Demand That States Post $1.88 Billion Bond
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Why the Emmys Moving to Amazon Prime Video Won’t Fix What’s Broken With Award Shows
Variety
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Original: ‘The Gentlemen’ Season 2 Sees Viewership Increase 48% in Second Week While Season 1 Also Climbs the Charts
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Silver: NBA 'looked at precedent' before issuing Clips' penalties
ESPN
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Original: Day: Ohio State 'to make some hard decisions' after Texas collapse
ESPN
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Original: 🏈 Fantasy football Week 2 rankings: Stacking each position
ESPN
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Original: Horns' Manning apologizes for 'insensitive' reaction to violent AI video
ESPN
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Original: Woman in Jacobs case seeks to have evidence permanently sealed
ESPN
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