Original: NHL star Alexander Ovechkin campaigns for pro-Putin party in new ad
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, September 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Republican lawmaker moves to force vote on impeaching Hegseth
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Pennsylvania teen died of ‘rare and severe’ complication of measles, coroner says
Washington Post Politics
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Original: DOJ seeks to revive cases against Comey, James a year after dismissals
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Adventures in a world of unraveling men
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Kia’s electric van lineup is getting more interesting with reveal of PV7
The Verge
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Original: US data centers could consume more natural gas than Germany and Japan combined by 2035
TechCrunch
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Original: SpaceX will try to put Starship in orbit for the first time on September 22
TechCrunch
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Original: Boston dumps Flock, says it shared data nationwide in violation of contract
Ars Technica
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Original: One of the best 3D printers for beginners is almost $100 off
The Verge
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Nigeria arrests alleged Mexican drug kingpin at international airport
BBC World
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Original: Blanche defends Trump’s tirade against supreme court after it blocked mail-in voting executive order – US politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Fourth person dies of measles-associated illness in US
The Guardian World
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Original: NATO downs drone over Lithuania, ‘probably’ launched by Russia
Al Jazeera
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Original: Thirlwall inquiry has left biggest questions around the Letby case unanswered
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The future of retirement? Work until you die.
MarketWatch
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Original: The best time to book your flight home for the holidays? Yesterday.
MarketWatch
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Original: Higher Rates, Divergent Fates: Banking And Insurance's New Winners
Forbes Business
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Original: ‘South Park’ (Or ‘South America’) Returns With Season 29 This Week: Start Time And How To Watch
Forbes Business
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Original: Stocks have so far survived rising Treasury yields. But that may be about to change.
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Melissa McCarthy and Clive Owen Are JonBenét Ramsey’s Parents in First Look at Netflix Series on Enduring True-Crime Case
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: South Park’s ‘South America’ Rebrand Isn’t Going Anywhere in Season 29 Premiere
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Ryan Gosling’s ‘Blade Runner 2049’ Coat Among 300 Items Set for Auction From Sequel (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Emmys: Nine Things the TV Cameras Missed
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Quentin Tarantino to Publish ‘Cliff Booth’ Novel Before Brad Pitt and David Fincher’s Movie Streams on Netflix
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: VAR did not even consider if Fernandez was offside - Webb
BBC Sport
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Original: Bubble Watch: Could the SEC get six teams in?
ESPN
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Original: Week 2 College Football Playoff predictions
ESPN
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Original: The biggest success -- and biggest disappointment -- for all 30 MLB teams this season
ESPN
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Original: Team to beat? Sleeper pick? Insiders predict playoff favorites, toughest contenders
ESPN
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