Original: The Senate returns Monday. It’s not clear if McConnell will be back.
Washington Post Politics
4m ago
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Monday, September 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Texas Rep. Greg Casar discusses bill to temporarily pause advanced AI development
NPR Politics
10m ago
Original: NFL offenses provide one of the highest-scoring opening weeks in history
ABC News Politics
26m ago
Original: Big Ten blues? Week 2 stunners as Ohio State and Oregon collapse give the SEC a boost
ABC News Politics
26m ago
Original: The powerful millionaires hiding in plain sight
NPR Politics
30m ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: What happens after a town de-Flocks
The Verge
0m ago
Original: Roborock Qrevo 2 Review (2026): A New Budget Vacuum King?
Wired
30m ago
Original: Best Noise-Canceling Earbuds (2026): Bose, Apple, Samsung, Beats, and More
Wired
1h ago
Original: A College Girl Was Exploited on Camera. A Network of Anonymous Men Got to Work
Wired
1h ago
Original: ‘I Like My Big Rat Wife’: Meet the People Using Chatbots to Write Custom Fiction
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump’s mail-in voting restrictions blocked by a second judge – US politics live
The Guardian World
19m ago
Original: Richard Tice accuses Labour of ‘trying to change rules retrospectively’ after Reform receive £72m in donations – UK politics live
The Guardian World
20m ago
Original: Swedish centre-left opposition widens lead to three seats with 95% of votes counted – Europe live
The Guardian World
21m ago
Original: Democrats to train tens of thousands to monitor polls amid election interference fears
The Guardian World
59m ago
Original: At least one dead, 25 missing after boat carrying migrants sinks off Greece
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Fed rate hikes won’t bring down gas prices. Why the bond market is pushing for them anyway.
MarketWatch
25m ago
Original: America’s Richest Sports Team Owners 2026
Forbes Business
30m ago
Original: Phillies Former Infielder Turned AL Hall Of Fame Manager Dies
Forbes Business
30m ago
Original: ‘I still don’t have my MRI’: My health insurer canceled my plan without warning. Is that legal?
MarketWatch
45m ago
Original: Arch Manning Leads Texas To Comeback Victory And No. 1 Ranking
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Sunday in the Park With George’ London Revival Canceled After Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey Exits
Variety
1m ago
Original: International Oscar Submissions: Nepal, Singapore, Israel, Romania, South Korea, Chile and More Join the List
Variety
1h ago
Original: Hyun Bin, Lee Min-ho, Jung Woo-sung, Isabelle Huppert Headline Busan Open Talk and Outdoor Stage Greeting Lineup
Variety
2h ago
Original: Lee Chang-dong’s Films Head to Netflix Worldwide After ‘Possible Love’ Wins Silver Lion at Venice
Variety
2h ago
Original: Netflix to Stream Lee Chang-dong’s Films Globally as ‘Possible Love’ Awards Campaign Heats Up
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Aspinall vacates UFC heavyweight title
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: 'This is what women in sport look like' - Hunt responds to Sweeney advert
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Benn unsure on future after defeat by Garcia
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Zverev wins US Open to earn second Grand Slam victory
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Time for Pocognoli to pick - who could be named in new-look Scotland squad?
BBC Sport
1h ago