Original: Wisconsin congressman survives emergency plane landing, swims to safety
NPR Politics
15m ago
Edition · 6:00 PM UTC
Sunday, September 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Pennsylvania woman dies of measles-related complications, local coroner says
Washington Post Politics
53m ago
Original: Wisconsin lawmaker says he swam to safety after emergency plane landing
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Rep. Tom Tiffany swims to safety after plane makes emergency landing in a Wisconsin lake
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump calls on Ukraine to halt strikes on Russian diesel, saying attacks are causing a shortage
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The Units’ Digital Stimulation is synthpunk perfection
The Verge
24m ago
Original: Obama urges Democrats to have a ‘clear plan’ for AI safeguards
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: TechCrunch Mobility: Lyft has entered the robotaxi chat
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Waymo pulls over, calls cops on riders with a ghost gun
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Fusion power startups find new partners in the defense world
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump doubles down on united Ireland comments on day two of visit
BBC World
4m ago
Original: Trade unions, MPs and donors urge Burnham to revisit party funding rules
The Guardian World
10m ago
Original: Sweden general election: close race as far right eyes role in government – Europe live
The Guardian World
14m ago
Original: Pennsylvania reports apparent third measles-related death amid outbreak
The Guardian World
14m ago
Original: Train carrying Boris Johnson and ex-CIA chief may have been targeted in Russian strike, officials say
The Guardian World
17m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Hendrick Motorsports Has Its Eyes On NASCAR’s Next Generation
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘I still don’t have my MRI’: My health insurer canceled my plan without warning. Is that legal?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Joel Rosario Wins Summer Meet Jockey Title In Return To Del Mar
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Canada Discussing Joining EU As ‘Associate Member,’ Report Says
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: I’m a single 58-year-old veteran in California with $1.5 million and a VA pension. Can I retire?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Toronto: Seth Rogen Shares Secret to Hollywood Success: “I Was Lucky Coming Up”
Hollywood Reporter
36m ago
Original: Nick Bilton, Bari Weiss, Tom Cibrowski Send Congratulatory ’60 Minutes’ Memo to Staff Ahead of Season Premiere
Hollywood Reporter
50m ago
Original: Seth Rogen Tells TIFF the Best Advice He’s Ever Received: ‘Less Semen, More Emotion!’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Teary-Eyed Kaley Cuoco Recalls Death of Her ‘8 Simple Rules’ TV Dad John Ritter: ‘One of the Worst Days of My Life’
Variety
1h ago
Original: THR and SAG-AFTRA Toast This Year’s Top TV Talent at Emmy Nominees Night
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Week 1 inactives: Status for Jeanty, Love, Odunze and others
ESPN
3m ago
Original: Fantasy football rankings for Week 1
ESPN
3m ago
Original: Against the odds: Rybakina's unexpected US Open title
ESPN
14m ago
Original: Team USA-France gold medal game preview: Les Bleues have been the better team so far in Berlin
ESPN
16m ago
Original: Ben Shelton's shot at history comes Sunday in the US Open final
ESPN
17m ago