Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Saturday, September 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Comedy Now Requires Lawyers. Go Figure.
Original: ‘SNL U.K.’ Weekend Update Takes Aim at Trump’s New Hair — and Paddy Young Says the Punchline Was ‘Taken From Me by Our Legal Team’
Variety 1h ago
Method Acting: Now With Explosions.
Original: Mahershala Ali Reveals He Was “Yearning” to Perform Action On-Screen Before Filming ‘Your Mother, Your Mother, Your Mother’
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories