Original: Trump endorses Irish reunification, breaking with decades of U.S. policy
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Saturday, September 12, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: AP analysis: Justice Department went after protesters for felony assault, but juries and judges were unconvinced
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Alien Terrorist Removal Court deports legal US resident to Afghanistan in first-ever case
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump touches a nerve while in Ireland by saying reunification would be 'fantastic'
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Trump asks Smithsonian to install George Washington statues and exhibit
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: OpenAI’s Sam Altman says it would be ‘ill-advised’ to go public in 2026
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: StarCraft returns in 2030 as an open-world shooter
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Anthropic CEO outlines plan to slow AI development
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Tesla says it will finally unveil the second generation Roadster on October 1
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Sylvan Esso think you should splurge on good-quality yogurt
The Verge
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Fossilized 10,000-year-old mastodon tooth found by California scientist
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Only Roland Garros towel left, says Ukraine tennis player after Russian strike hits flat
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Do not call her a racist: anti-Pauline Hanson strategists tell campaigners character attacks won’t work in Victoria
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Labor has had 12 years to fix Victorian roads. Turning to ‘pothole populism’ now may be too late
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: NSW government paid for homeless man to be sent back to New Zealand instead of offering housing
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: What To Watch This Weekend: New Shows And Movies To Stream On Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV And More
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: OpenAI Isn’t Going Public This Year, Sam Altman Says
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Starting Grid For The 2026 F1 Spanish Grand Prix At Madring
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: AVP Beach Volleyball Champions Brasher And Cruz Aim For LA28 Olympics
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Noche UFC Live Results, Scorecards, Highlights And Reactions
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Mia Wasikowska Fills Out the Screen As ‘Agata the Writer’ in Kuba Dorabialski’s Venice Drama: ‘It’s Our Responsibility to Understand Each Other’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Venice Jury Didn’t Award ‘Woman Unknown’ the Golden Lion Just Because It Was Directed by a Woman: It ‘Was Like a Laser Beam’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Jeremy Thomas, Producer of Oscar-Winning ‘The Last Emperor,’ Dies at 77
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Slavoj Zizek Wants to Talk About Taylor Swift, Spider-Man and His Crush on Olivia Wilde
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Jeremy Thomas Remembered as a Filmmaker ‘Full of Stories’ and a ‘Rebel With Taste’: ‘The Canon of His Work Is Unmatched’
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Week 2 live: Michigan wins physical, defensive battle with OU
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Team USA pulls away late vs. Spain to reach FIBA World Cup final
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Toothless Spurs blank again as new era turns into a false dawn
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Liverpool look at Inter's Stankovic
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Ben Shelton's shot at history comes Sunday in the US Open final
ESPN
1h ago