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Friday, September 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Oy Vey, Another Endorsement.
Original: Al Franken, other Jewish Americans endorse El-Sayed in Michigan Senate race
Washington Post Politics 3h ago
Patriotism: A Useful Brand.
Original: The post-9/11 wars changed politics. Not everyone who served agrees how.
Washington Post Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Crypto Keys? Now a Raffle Prize.
Original: Scammers target hundreds of thousands of crypto owners after Trezor confirms data breach of email provider
TechCrunch 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories