Original: Prosecutor leading probe into Trump foes resigns, vows investigation will continue
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
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Friday, September 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: See photos from the Republican midterm convention
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: RFK Jr. uses military aircraft as he campaigns for GOP in midterms
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump delivers remarks at Pentagon's Sept. 11 observance ceremony
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Vance appears more like Trump’s heir apparent at GOP convention
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: OpenAI Wants to Know if an AI Industry Slowdown Would Even Be Legal
Wired
4h ago
Original: Thrive Capital led VCs into pro sports ownership; Collaborative Fund just upped that play
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Boy developed "toasted skin" condition from using a laptop every day
Ars Technica
5h ago
Original: Jensen Huang explains why Nvidia will grow an astounding 70% next year
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Mark Wahlberg is coming to TechCrunch Disrupt 2026, and he wants to talk about your work, not his
TechCrunch
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Asio chief reveals 16 terror plots foiled since Bondi shooting; premier says Victoria is ‘major events capital’ of world
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump doubles down on pledge of $5,000 payments if his party retains control of Congress as he address convention a second time – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Putin lands in India for BRICs summit, shadowed by Iran and Ukraine wars
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Former Carlton president apologises to ex-wife as lewd photo defamation case settles
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Molly Ticehurst’s killer Daniel Billings sentenced to 28 years in jail for her murder
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Unlikely Partners’: Israelis And Palestinians Build Ventures Against The Odds
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Aryna Sabalenka Now One Victory From A Three-Peat At U.S. Open
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Oracle’s AI bet pays off as cloud momentum helps drive a rosier forecast
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Adobe’s latest earnings leave Wall Street wanting more
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: NYT Pips Answers For Friday, September 11
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jay-Z Loses Appeal to Revive Extortion and Defamation Lawsuit Against Lawyer Who Filed Rape Claim
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Jay-Z Brings Out Justin Timberlake and Pharrell Williams in Paris
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Burgundy’ Review: An Attractive, Light-Bodied Wine Doc With a Good Nose but No Legs
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Stuffed’ Review: Jodie Comer and Harry Melling Sing the Body Eccentric in an Odd, and Oddly Touching, Taxidermy Musical
Variety
3h ago
Original: ‘Stuffed’ Review: Jodie Comer Rises Above a Limp, Gross-Out Corpse-Themed Musical
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Report: Feds open investigation into Clippers' dealings with Kawhi
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sabalenka rolls past Pegula, will vie for three-peat in US Open final
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Rams' Nacua acknowledges 'darkest times' of his life, battle with alcohol
ESPN
1h ago
Original: No LSU sanctions after SEC expulsion meeting
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Source: Patriots WR Brown likely out at least 4 weeks with high ankle sprain
ESPN
1h ago