Original: RFK Jr. uses military aircraft as he campaigns for GOP in midterms
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, September 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump delivers remarks at Pentagon's Sept. 11 observance ceremony
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Prosecutor leading probe into Trump foes resigns, vows investigation will continue
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Vance appears more like Trump’s heir apparent at GOP convention
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Missouri is poised to revert to former districts after Supreme Court rejects Trump-backed map
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: OpenAI Wants to Know if an AI Industry Slowdown Would Even Be Legal
Wired
2h ago
Original: Thrive Capital led VCs into pro sports ownership; Collaborative Fund just upped that play
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Boy developed "toasted skin" condition from using a laptop every day
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: Jensen Huang explains why Nvidia will grow an astounding 70% next year
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Mark Wahlberg is coming to TechCrunch Disrupt 2026, and he wants to talk about your work, not his
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: JD Vance to address Republican midterm convention after Trump’s $5,000 offer sparks bribery claims – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Andrew Hastie says he accepts Barnaby Joyce’s explanation over ‘traitor’ video and Pauline Hanson now ‘the only lying coward’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Iran claims to have captured a US ‘sail drone’ near Hormuz Strait
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Will Trump pay all US adults $5,000? Some Trump supporters are sceptical
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Israeli film on Gaza receives 25-minute ovation at Venice premiere
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Oracle’s AI bet pays off as cloud momentum helps drive a rosier forecast
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Adobe’s latest earnings leave Wall Street wanting more
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: NYT Pips Answers For Friday, September 11
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘KPop Demon Hunters’: Streak On Netflix’s Global Top 10 Movies Chart Ends After 63 Weeks
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Trump Doesn’t Think His $5,000 ‘Dividend’ Checks Need Congressional Approval
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Stuffed’ Review: Jodie Comer and Harry Melling Sing the Body Eccentric in an Odd, and Oddly Touching, Taxidermy Musical
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Stuffed’ Review: Jodie Comer Rises Above a Limp, Gross-Out Corpse-Themed Musical
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘American Horror Story’ Season 13: Everything We Know
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Alison Krauss and Union Station Cancel Remaining Tour Dates: Singer Advised to Take a ‘Vocal Rest’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: What Really Happened at Burning Man This Year?
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Is Erling Haaland the Premier League's only global superstar?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Šeško makes his case for Man United ahead of Manchester derby
ESPN
1h ago
Original: UCL talking points: Bayern Munich's dominant win among Matchday 1 standouts
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Davies sinks world champion Wu at English Open
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Two goals in two games - Sesko gives Man Utd a different threat
BBC Sport
3h ago