Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Thursday, September 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Free Money? Sure, Jan.
Original: Trump's vow of $5,000 payments to Americans faces bipartisan criticism
PBS NewsHour Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Celebrity Needs Your Hustle.
Original: Mark Wahlberg is coming to TechCrunch Disrupt 2026, and he wants to talk about your work, not his
TechCrunch 2h ago

World ★ 5 stories

He Quit. Shocking.
Original: Trump ally resigns from post leading inquiry into alleged conspiracy against president
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Football Nostalgia: Now Monetized.
Original: Netflix Taps ‘Friday Night Lights’ Director Peter Berg for NFL Gameday Openers, the First Narrated by Kyle Chandler
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories