Original: Trump has proposed direct payments to Americans before. They haven’t happened.
Washington Post Politics
30m ago
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Thursday, September 10, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Supreme Court again rejects push to use Trump-backed congressional map in Missouri
PBS NewsHour Politics
37m ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: 2026 Republican Midterm Convention | Night 2
PBS NewsHour Politics
59m ago
Original: New Mexico leaders ask Apple and Google not to use ‘New America’ on their maps
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: What to know about Trump’s proposed $5,000 payouts
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Anthropic reveals rogue AI agents hate CAPTCHAs, just like you
TechCrunch
6m ago
Original: India’s Pocket FM doubles revenue run rate to $500M as AI powers 93% of audio content
TechCrunch
16m ago
Original: Amazon’s Fire TV Stick 4K is over half off at under $20
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Instagram’s latest feature lets you add tagged posts to your profile grid
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Which iPhone 18 Model Should You Buy?
Wired
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump faces growing scrutiny over ‘profoundly concerning’ cash gifts for aides including Natalie Harp
The Guardian World
8m ago
Original: Supreme court’s decision seems to spell end for Republican-drawn congressional maps in Missouri – US politics live
The Guardian World
14m ago
Original: More than a dozen children killed in fire in eastern DR Congo schools
Al Jazeera
15m ago
Original: Climate hazards disrupted school for 1 in 10 students in 2025: UNICEF
Al Jazeera
19m ago
Original: US trial against China’s Huawei opens with prosecutor calling the company a criminal enterprise
The Guardian World
19m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The future of retirement: Work until you die
MarketWatch
20m ago
Original: Investors should be eating up these 9 restaurant stocks, analysts say
MarketWatch
26m ago
Original: Why $500 checks won’t help Americans facing 15% increases in Obamacare premiums next year
MarketWatch
37m ago
Original: My mother, 87, wants to pay for my brother’s kids’ education. I don’t have children. How is that fair?
MarketWatch
46m ago
Original: Will The Packers’ Running Back By Committee Approach Actually Work?
Forbes Business
50m ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Michelle Yeoh Trained With Real Surgeons for Her Return to Action Filmmaking
Hollywood Reporter
1m ago
Original: HBO Lands Live Capture of ‘Oh, Mary!’ Starring Cole Escola
Hollywood Reporter
1m ago
Original: E!’s ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ Reboot Sets Premiere Date, Reveals First Look at ‘The Golden Life’
Hollywood Reporter
1m ago
Original: Billy Joel Pays Tribute to ‘Best Friend’ Jon Small: ‘Like a Brother to Me’
Rolling Stone
9m ago
Original: Hulu’s Parker Posey-Hosted Competition ‘The Mob’ Drops First Look, Sets Premiere Date
Hollywood Reporter
12m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Wetzel: Cooler heads prevail in LSU-SEC showdown, but for how long?
ESPN
1m ago
Original: 'No one's going to want to win more': Will Morgan Scalley be the answer to Utah making the CFP?
ESPN
1m ago
Original: Mythbusting Arch Manning: Let's examine the often-uttered notions about the Texas QB
ESPN
1m ago
Original: Ohio State says it wasn't 'battle tested' before. That's about to change
ESPN
1m ago
Original: What we're hearing on Week 1: Latest NFL buzz on injury comebacks, breakouts and playoff sleepers
ESPN
23m ago