Original: Missouri voters, officials anxiously await resolution of electoral chaos
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, September 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump administration proposes changes to census that could exclude millions
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Andrew Tate is denied bail and will remain in jail during his extradition fight
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: What Republicans are campaigning on for the midterms
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Oil’s rise past $100 per barrel deepens GOP’s midterm challenge
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Apple unveils its first foldable, the iPhone Duo
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Apple Debuts the iPhone Duo, Its First Folding iPhone
Wired
1h ago
Original: The iPhone Duo is Apple’s first foldable
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Apple Watch Series 12 and Apple Watch Ultra 4: Price, Specs, Release Date
Wired
1h ago
Original: The Apple Watch Ultra 4 is ready for the new Siri
The Verge
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Last dance? Inside Lula’s strategy to win a fourth presidency in Brazil
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Sudanese refugee returning home ’to make buildings for our country’
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Trump center stage at midterm convention as Democrats accuse Republicans of ‘working to rig’ election – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Bombardier looks to hire 500 new workers in US, despite Trump threat
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: ‘It’s a good start’: prominent Israelis welcome UK sanctions on illegal settlements
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The traditional paths to building wealth are becoming less accessible for young Americans. Here’s what happened.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: I have two sons. Should I allow one son to build a $400,000 house on my land?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Sabrina Carpenter’s Biggest Hits Return Together
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Inside Life Documenting Ground Zero Days After 9/11: 'Ordinary People Doing Extraordinary Things'
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Hunter Biden’s Memecoin Crashes Minutes After Launch
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Fall TV Preview: 55 of Anticipated New and Returning Shows of 2026
Variety
1h ago
Original: How Hollywood Shapes Our Understanding of Health
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘SNL’ Season 52 Lineup Recruits Katseye, Turnstile, Jalen Brunson, Inde Navarrette
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Apple Introduces iPhone Duo, Its First Foldable Smartphone
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘A Good Little Soldier’ Review: Alba Rohrwacher Goes Corporate Drone in Stéphane Brizé’s Lukewarm Workplace Drama
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Barnwell predicts the NFL playoffs: Eight returning teams, six newcomers and a Super Bowl pick
ESPN
1h ago
Original: What are rules changes in 2026? Red flags, discipline and kickoffs
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Vikings' throwbacks, Bengals' orange top NFL Week 1 uniforms
ESPN
1h ago
Original: England demolish Pakistan to take charge of Test
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Brennan sprints to historic fifth stage win at Vuelta
BBC Sport
1h ago