Original: Trump officials propose sweeping changes to the census that would reshape voting maps
NPR Politics
2h ago
Edition · 2:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: How much does Trump care about the GOP?
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: How Canada, with elbows up, could hurt Trump in the midterms
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: National Guard member arrested in DC, accused of drawing gun on fellow Guard member
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Mail-in voters weigh flying to vote in person and other backup plans amid uncertainty
NPR Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: My favorite gaming earbuds got their first discount
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Nintendo Direct September 2026: The biggest news and trailers
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Group of bipartisan lawmakers ask US government to ban several hack-for-hire firms
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Instacart launches an AI grocery shopping assistant called Clementine
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Autonomy pivots to gas vehicles to keep the dream of car subscriptions alive
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: UK ‘showing leadership’ with West Bank sanctions, says Burnham as he faces Badenoch at PMQs – politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Merz accuses AfD of ‘ethnic cleansing’ policy and cancels call with Trump
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Dortmund’s Karetsas hospitalised after collapsing in Champions League match
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Germany’s Merz cancels phone call with Trump after social media post celebrating AfD win – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Nigeria, Boko Haram reportedly reach secret three-month ceasefire
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Refining bottlenecks are emerging as the next big oil problem as Middle East skirmishes flare up
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Global oil prices rise above $100 a barrel for the first time since July as Middle East conflict escalates
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Bessent says, ‘I am the house now.’ What that means for the yen — and U.S. stocks.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Taryn Brasher And Kristen Cruz Win AVP Chicago Championship
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Team USA Repeats As Team Champions in Vietnam At 2026 Pickleball World Cup
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘DAU’ Review: A Towering and Immersive Cinematic Epic That Recreates the Dark Ages of Soviet Oppression
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Is AI Music Going Legit? Suno Launches New Models Built on a Major Label Catalog
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: AI ‘Could Kill Us All,’ Warns Anthropic Researcher as He Quits the Company: AI Companies Are ‘Gambling With Our Lives’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Fox Says DOJ Taking Closer Look at Roku Megadeal
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ABC News Adds Rachel Scott, Rhiannon Ally to Weekend ‘Good Morning America’
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Embarrassing' Pakistan break record in innings to forget
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Bottom 10: Minutemen fire shot heard 'round the college football world
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Heisman of the week: Miami's amazing Malachi Toney gets jump on the field
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 30 NBA teams, eight tiers: Why three squads rise to the top
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Cavs offseason recap and early-season preview: Can they make the obvious next step?
ESPN
1h ago