Original: How much does Trump care about the GOP?
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Wednesday, September 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: How Canada, with elbows up, could hurt Trump in the midterms
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: National Guard member arrested in DC, accused of drawing gun on fellow Guard member
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Mail-in voters weigh flying to vote in person and other backup plans amid uncertainty
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: Judges may face unprecedented decisions this election. A new guide seeks to help
NPR Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Man told ChatGPT he was feeling delusional. ChatGPT insisted he was Jesus.
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Apple Event Live Blog: Folding iPhone, Apple Watch Series 12, AirPods, and More
Wired
2h ago
Original: MS NOW Wants to Turn Its Viewers Into a Fandom
Wired
2h ago
Original: Lyft Sees a Future for Its Drivers in a Driverless World: Servicing Waymos
Wired
3h ago
Original: A US Census Report on Noncitizen Voting Used Bad Data to Reach Faulty Conclusions
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Republican midterm convention 2026: What to know about Trump’s Dallas event
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: UK ‘showing leadership’ with West Bank sanctions, says Burnham as he faces Badenoch at PMQs – politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ‘Their boat was sinking’: RNLI vows to keep rescuing asylum seekers despite attacks
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Troubled league LIV Golf files for bankruptcy protection in US
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: EU unveils ‘buy European’ public procurement rules to counter China
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Strategists say S&P 500 could top 8,000 — but risks of a pullback are mounting
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Where To Eat In London Right Now
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Why UBS is telling investors to forget Europe’s ‘tired caricature’ and buy its stocks
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: I’m a single 58-year-old veteran in California with $1.5 million and a VA pension. Can I retire?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Week 1 Fantasy Football Start ’Em Sit ’Em: Rhamondre Stevenson, Mike Evans
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘DAU’ Director Ilya Khrzhanovsky Responds to Ukraine Backlash at Venice: I Wish for the Ukrainian Government to ‘Save the Country and Win This War’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Law Kar-ying, Paw Hee-ching to Topline Sri Kishore’s Cantonese Opera Drama ‘The Grand Tribute’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: U.K. Broadcaster Channel 4’s Plan to Cut 28% of Workforce Prompts Parliamentary Scrutiny: ‘Today’s News Will Be Deeply Worrying’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Channel 4 to Slash Workforce by 28 Percent as Broadcaster Unveils “Long-Term Transformation Strategy”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Place to Be’ Helmer Kornél Mundruczó on Directing Ellen Burstyn, Taika Waititi and a Pigeon in an Unlikely Love Story
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Which NFL team should you support?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Ukraine federation calls for Russian sanctions by FIA
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: A car in the gym? At home with Conor Benn
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Is 15-year-old Gabriel set to become Man Utd's youngest ever player?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Williams will command respect as Wales coach - Vokes
BBC Sport
2h ago