Original: Iran sends wave of missiles toward U.S. base in Jordan after vowing escalation
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, September 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: A more perfect union? Congress has been the place where America tries to resolve its problems
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Sen. John Fetterman's isolation from Democrats grows stark in Pennsylvania
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee faces tough challenge from Helena Foulkes in Democratic primary
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Competing court orders add confusion to Missouri congressional elections
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Google DeepMind alumni are building tools to accelerate fusion power for the grid
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Apple’s foldable ‘iPhone Duo’ will reportedly start at $2,000
The Verge
4h ago
Original: TurboTax Full Service Coupons This September 2026
Wired
5h ago
Original: Hotels.com Coupon Codes for September 2026
Wired
5h ago
Original: Valvoline Coupons and Promo Codes for September 2026
Wired
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Flash floods surge through Morocco’s Atlas Mountains
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Oil hits $100 a barrel for first time since July after US strikes
BBC World
1h ago
Original: In maps and charts: Russian and Ukrainian attacks on civilian targets
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Video: Protesters shut down UNHCR headquarters in Tripoli, Libya
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Miliband defends sanctions on Israeli settlements and pushes back against chief rabbi’s criticism – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The View’ host Joy Behar finally sells Hamptons house for about half the original asking price
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Bessent says ‘I am the house now.’ What it means for the yen — and U.S. stocks.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Brent crude reaches $100 as war in Iran intensifies
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump Gave Natalie Harp And 2 Others $45,000 Each In Cash Gifts, Documents Show
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: The ECB is virtually certain to hike rates Thursday. Here is why Wall Street is bracing for what comes next.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Suno Tries to Break into Music Mainstream With New Label-Backed Model ‘v6’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Four Weddings and a Funeral’ and ‘Love Actually’ Producer Duncan Kenworthy to Receive BAFTA Fellowship
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Notting Hill’ Producer Duncan Kenworthy to Receive BAFTA Fellowship
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Euro-Atlantic Series Co-Pro Pitch Program Launches at Iberseries & Platino Industria in Madrid (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Jon Stewart Takes Aim at Trump’s ‘Relentless Denial of Reality’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Shelton stuns Alcaraz in latest US Open finish, sets up all-American semi
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sources: LSU closes roster at 105 without adding ex-NFL players
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NCAA issues new guidance on 'standard timing protocol' in wake of U-M win
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Michelsen, Tiafoe share moment at net: 'Don't think anyone else could have made me cry'
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Bucs, Mayfield reach 3-year, $165M extension, sources say
ESPN
1h ago