Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Lose Your Shirt, Faster.
Original: How to invest in a booming stock market that’s way cheaper than the S&P 500
MarketWatch 1h ago
Family Ties, Taxable Gains.
Original: ‘I’m the executor’: My two siblings and I inherited an IRA. Can we just cash it out?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Truthiness is CBS’s New Brand Identity.
Original: Fired ’60 Minutes’ Managing Editor Says New CBS Bosses Wanted ‘White House Talking Points in Our Reporting’ and ‘We Questioned Authority’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories