Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Monday, September 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Boomers Worry About Things. Shocking.
Original: Australia politics live: John Howard warns about limiting immigration; Barnaby Joyce says super plan to have ‘minute’ inflationary effect
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Celebrity Activism: Now With Extra Guilt.
Original: Macklemore Says His Call to ‘Free Palestine’ Is Not a ‘Criticism’ of Jewish People: ‘None of Us Will Be Free Until We Are All Free’
Variety 1h ago
War Is Wonderful, Says Iraq’s Feel-Good Film.
Original: ‘No Paradise If You Are Killed by a Woman’ Review: Iraq’s Oscar Submission Offers a Patriotic Anthem to the Kurdish Peshmerga’s Fight Against Islamic State
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories