Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Monday, September 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI owes writers? Surprise.
Original: Authors push back as publishers and agents make claims on Anthropic settlement
TechCrunch 13h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Luxury Choices Reflect Priorities.
Original: Liberal operatives discussed whether to buy Porsche or Ferrari with developer’s payments, Icac hears
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Acting Deep: They All Feel Something Eventually.
Original: Louis Garrel on Being Nanni Moretti’s Alter Ego and Doing Sex Scenes With Jasmine Trinca in ‘It Will Happen Tonight’: ‘You Have to Feel a Real Connection’
Variety 1h ago
Barcelona’s Property Moguls: Now a Genre.
Original: France’s Halley Production Boards Thriller ‘Carro Seco,’ About Killer Who Targets Unscrupulous Barcelona Real Estate Speculators (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories