Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Sunday, September 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Servers Hum, Promises Fade.
Original: Public backlash against data centers is rising. Politicians are playing catchup
NPR Politics 1d ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood: Applause Conditional on Uterus.
Original: Venice’s Lone Female Competition Director May el-Toukhy on Gender Gap: “I’ve Never Heard a Female Director Being Called a Genius”
Hollywood Reporter 1d ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Rebrand Required.
Original: Can Pete Golding get Ole Miss out from Lane Kiffin's shadow?
ESPN 1d ago