Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Sunday, September 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Dusting for fingerprints.
Original: Trump removes White House shrouds as he prepares for Xi visit
Washington Post Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Australia Doubles Down on Feelings.
Original: Australia news live: Taylor proposes laws against flag burning and to lock in 26 January as Australia Day
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories