Original: Missouri court blocks Trump-backed U.S. House map and orders it to be put to a vote
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 6:00 PM UTC
Friday, September 4, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. issues sanctions on Turkish bank that it calls a 'critical financial lifeline' for Iran
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Diesel hits record $5.85 a gallon as Iran war drags on
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: What happened this week under the Trump administration
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: 'Toxic, intimidating and humiliating': Ex-labor secretary oversaw hostile work environment, watchdog finds
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge blocks X rival from using Twitter name, but allows ‘Tweet’ for now
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Roland is getting into generative AI music with Melody Flip
The Verge
1h ago
Original: What will Apple’s John Ternus era look like?
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: AGI is whatever you want it to be
The Verge
1h ago
Original: No little kids allowed, and other new info about Tesla’s Cybercab
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Farage seeks to shore up damaged leadership as scandal engulfs Reform conference
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Lindsay Clancy murder trial: jury says with ‘heavy heart’ it cannot reach unanimous verdict – live updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Indonesia wildfires send toxic haze across Southeast Asia
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Trump’s ex-labor secretary drank on job and created ‘toxic’ work environment, report alleges
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Yemen’s army says recaptured key territory as clashes with Houthis continue
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: My wife and I are in our 70s. Should we move to California and take on a bigger mortgage to be near our kids?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump Plans Flight On Qatari Jet Again After Security Concerns
Forbes Business
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Original: ‘I didn’t know what I didn’t know’: I thought I’d have to depend on Social Security. Then I taught myself how to invest.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert Announces Retirement
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Jensen Huang’s Net Worth Nears $200 Billion After Nvidia Says It Will Acquire Hugging Face
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Announcer Jim Thornton Allegedly Visited Pedophilia Chatroom, Leading to Suspension
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mellody Hobson Tears Up Talking About Why Husband George Lucas Was Unwilling to Compromise on Lucas Museum of Narrative Art: ‘I Saw Genius Work’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Dolly Parton Gets New Hollywood Walk of Fame Star After Original Was Vandalized Following Her Death
Variety
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Original: Alix Earle Rips Into ‘Toxic’ Alex Cooper in Fiery Statement on Feud: ‘The Way You Approach Business Is Disgusting. You Choose Money Over Morals’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Producers United Joins Bipartisan Push for Federal Film and Television Production Tax Incentive
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Lightning in a bottle': Inside the booming world of Circa and NFL survivor pools
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 32 NFL teams, 32 X factors: Solak picks game-changing players for each team
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 22 people with the most to gain (or lose) this NFL season
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Be boring? Lane Kiffin is anything but as he enters a new era at LSU
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Get ready for Week 1! 34 games to look out for as the season gets going
ESPN
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