Original: Trump officials say work will start on triumphal arch within two weeks
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Friday, September 4, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump to use Qatari plane for international trip despite security worries
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Ken Paxton and the politics of timepieces
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Midterm mail ballots start to go to voters as litigation creates uncertainty
ABC News Politics
9h ago
Original: Justice Department pardon lawyer who says she was fired in dispute over Mel Gibson's gun rights sues
ABC News Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Oh good, looks like yet another swarm of rogue AI agents from OpenAI
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Tesla Cybercab is barely real and it’s already under investigation
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Xbox app is coming to TCL TVs just as Microsoft rolls out pay-as-you-go cloud gaming
The Verge
2h ago
Original: iRobot unveils the Roomba Duo
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Rocket Report: Engines installed for Artemis III; Long March 6C breakup in LEO
Ars Technica
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Missouri supreme court blocks congressional maps backed by Trump for midterms – US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Reform suspends two officials over donations sting as Farage admits their comments ‘don’t look good’ – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Russian drone strikes Ukraine’s security services HQ, says Zelenskyy – Europe live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Reform officials ‘plotted to break law on foreign donations’ in undercover film
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Latcho Drom director Tony Gatlif dies aged 77
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Adobe just announced its next CEO. Here’s why its stock is dropping.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Six reasons that the risk of a stock-market selloff is rising. Here’s what investors should be doing.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Tesla’s stock falls as Cybercab launch lands with a thud
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: The New Luxury Is The Space To Feel Human Again
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘I didn’t know what I didn’t know’: I thought I’d have to depend on Social Security. Then I taught myself how to invest.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: TikTok to Make Toronto Festival Return With Creators, Emerging Filmmakers Showcase (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: CNBC Veteran Rick Santelli to Exit in October
Variety
2h ago
Original: AI Is Bringing Broadcasters Back From the Dead — and Creating New Ones
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Medium Build Is Learning to Say No
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Nanni Moretti’s ‘It Will Happen Tonight’ Sells Widely Ahead of Venice Launch – Clip (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Several players wanted Fernandez updates - Maresca
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Get ready for Week 1! 34 games to look out for as the season gets going
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Lane vs. Dabo, Mike Norvell vs. the hot seat and everything to watch in Week 1
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Pakistan players used to 'chaos' - head coach Hesson
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Surprise pacesetters & resurgent runs - five things to watch in the EFL
BBC Sport
2h ago