Original: Midterm mail ballots start to go to voters as litigation creates uncertainty
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 7:00 AM UTC
Friday, September 4, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Justice Department pardon lawyer who says she was fired in dispute over Mel Gibson's gun rights sues
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: The Trump administration halted a Great Lakes project. Then Whitmer called Trump
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Missouri court blocks Trump-backed US House map and orders it to be put to a vote
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Flock surveillance cameras become midterm campaign target as voters balk at tech companies' power
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Medicube Coupon Code: 40% Off for September 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Bartesian Discount Codes: 35% Off
Wired
3h ago
Original: The sameness problem behind those unappetizing AI-generated menus
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Tesla’s Make-or-Break Cybercab Had a Quiet Debut
Wired
5h ago
Original: Nvidia will officially bring DLSS 5 to older GPUs — but won’t give gamers full control
The Verge
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Argentine leader threatens to sanction oil firms and reiterates Falklands claim
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Anthony Albanese extends ‘deepest condolences’ to Nepal’s PM after deadly floods; total fire ban for greater Sydney on Saturday
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: British army told to halt non-essential training exercises to save money
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Charles Perrottet denies asking brother as premier to appoint cabinet minister, Icac hears
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: In southern Lebanon, Israeli demolitions continue ‘day and night’
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Unified Champion Wants Claressa Shields Despite A Massive Size Disadvantage
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Home Run Bets Today: Best MLB HR Props And Odds For Friday
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Julio César Chávez Opens Up About His Toughest Fight In New ViX Docuseries
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: 2026 Walker Cup: TV/Streaming Schedule, Formats, And How To Watch
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: $3 Million Nashville Derby At Kentucky Downs Offers Huge Opportunities
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Netflix Probes Trump’s Catering Truck Escape in ‘Instadocs: The Decoy Plane’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘The End of Times’ Is an AI-Assisted Film Essay on Trauma That Wants to “Politicize Mental Illness” (Exclusive Venice Trailer)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Miike Takashi Shines an Intimate Spotlight on a Kabuki Legend in Debut Documentary ‘Shumei: The Living Legacy of Kabuki’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Adéla Channels Her Inner Movie Star in ‘Nicole Kidman’ Music Video
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Ekta Kapoor, Gunjan Soni Unpack Balaji’s Five-Show, 200-Episode YouTube India Deal (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: What will it be like to referee Taylor v Pili?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: What to expect from Serena and Venus Williams in US Open doubles
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Is the US Open the loudest -- and smelliest -- of the majors?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Zverev battles through after enduring another 2am finish
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Ukrainian quits college team over Russian signing
BBC Sport
1h ago