Original: Republicans court debate on expanding the Supreme Court
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, September 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Democrats demand Homeland Security officials fund election security ahead of midterms
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: He tried to eliminate FEMA. Now he says the Trump administration has changed course
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Secret Service is getting the fortified White House that past presidents resisted
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Republicans fear Trump will keep super PAC money and not spend on the midterms
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Smart Toilets Are Already Using AI to Analyze Your Poop
Wired
1h ago
Original: Face Recognition Is Becoming the Norm for Dating Apps
Wired
2h ago
Original: Microsoft discloses Azure revenue as part of major financial reporting changes
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Here’s the first 4K 120Hz UST projector with optical lens shift
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Belkin’s first trackers come ready to attach to your gear.
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Labour party of ‘big money’, claims Greens’ Polanski as he says he will run for Starmer’s seat – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Rescue efforts continue as Nepal-China flood death toll surpasses 1,270
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: 'Beautiful, vibrant' Disney star Carla Jeffery dies at 33
BBC World
1h ago
Original: EU foreign ministers fail to break deadlock over Israel and Ukraine
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Embattled Spanish PM insists there were no prior warnings before Ceuta crisis
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Olivia Dean, KATSEYE, 5SOS And More: Lollapalooza India Full Lineup
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Elon Musk’s America PAC Discloses First Tranche Of Spending For The Midterms
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: The NBA Sent A Clear Message With Clippers’ Kawhi Leonard Circumvention Ruling
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘Please don’t let this happen to you’: My best friend died without a will — her neglectful family gets everything
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Why alarming bond yields might drop sooner than investors think
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Sandra Hüller to Play Male German Writer Wolfgang Herrndorf in Maria Schrader’s ‘Work and Structure’ for Studiocanal
Variety
1h ago
Original: Movie Marketing and Publicity Expert Rob Deacon Sets Up Phoenix Film Finance (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Kore-eda Hirokazu’s Arashi Doc Leads Prime Video Japan Slate as Top Execs Unveil Country Strategy (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘I Am Frankelda’ Filmmakers Roy and Arturo Ambriz Take ‘Ballad of the Phoenix’ to Venice, Share Guillermo del Toro’s Advice to ‘Go Bigger’
Variety
1h ago
Original: France TV Distribution’s Mystery Drama ‘Our Missing Sons’ Set for Unifrance Rendez-Vous Market Debut
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Tifo, rollercoaster or both? Osnabruck unveil new display
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Olid promises 'brave' Man Utd with new-look style
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Argentine league to pause games to honour Messi
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Roberts says Ohtani 'visibly' ailing, weighs day off
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Clippers docked 5 first-round picks, fined $30M
ESPN
2h ago