Original: Maduro seeks to fend off narco-terrorism trial, arguing he has immunity
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Thursday, September 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. strikes Iran again as Tehran targets American allies in Gulf region
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Prolonged Iran war creating major dent in global economy, Cliff Kupchan says
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Whistleblower's attorney details concerns over USPS mail-in ballot system
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Democratic strategist on the new anti-partisan swing voters
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta Pushes Its New AI Agent on Employees—but Eases Off on Tokenmaxxing
Wired
2h ago
Original: The Builders Stage brings practical strategies for scaling startups to TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Uber beats Waymo as first to launch robotaxis in London
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Palo Alto Networks paid $500M for Thrive-backed Console, sources say
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: TechCrunch Disrupt 2026’s new Real World AI Stage features Nvidia, robots, and extinct animals
TechCrunch
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: News live: Vanuatu minister condemns Australia ‘not doing enough’ on climate crisis; Marles and Hegseth talk weapons in US
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Venezuela’s Maduro asserts immunity in US court, urges dismissal of charges
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: US Congress rejects constitutional amendment to restrict Supreme Court size
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Trump doubles down on Canada trade war as talks remain stalled – US politics live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Morocco’s ruling allies turn on each other before election campaign begins
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Today’s Wordle #1902: Hints, Clues And Answer For Thursday September 3
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Broadcom’s stock falls despite upbeat earnings, extending a frustrating stretch for investors
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Snowflake’s stock soars as the company blows away estimates with its AI-fueled forecast
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: HPE follows in Dell’s footsteps as it rides the AI server boom to a big earnings beat
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Why Sony Has Struggled For Decades
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Ted Lasso’ Season Hits the Halfway Mark With Heartbreak All Around
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Dolly Parton’s Beloved Christmas TV Specials Are Coming to DVD — Preorder the Collection Now
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Jennifer Aniston Joins Boyfriend Jim Curtis For Chat About Health, Wellness and Hypnotherapy
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: P90X Is Back With New and Improved Intense Workouts. Is It Still Worth It?
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Ramayana’ Sets November Release Date
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Suspensions, picks revoked and a $30 million fine: Making sense of the NBA's staggering Clippers punishment
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Clippers docked 5 first-round picks, fined $30M
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Tiger's license suspended 5 years after plea deal
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Carr, Manning top packed Heisman odds boards
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Reports: Man charged in Barkley break-in case
ESPN
2h ago