Original: 'A perfect tool for abuse.' Why experts are concerned about ICE's $17 million electric shock gloves contract
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 9:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, September 2, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. Mint puts golden $1 coin with Trump’s image into circulation
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Plane carrying DHS Secretary Mullin makes emergency landing after engine failure
Washington Post Politics
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Original: PHOTOS: Kennedy Center disassembles 'Blue' sculpture from its grounds
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: El-Sayed blames Trump for global bond market sell-off
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: OpenAI’s new reasoning technique alarms AI safety experts
TechCrunch
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Original: MapQuest is now the No. 1 US app after bucking Trump’s ‘Lake America’ renaming
TechCrunch
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Original: Google says its new Gemini 3.8 Flash model ‘works harder’ but might cost more
The Verge
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Original: Wary of Artemis IV timeline, NASA is changing lunar spacesuit design
Ars Technica
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Original: It sure looks like hackers breached a major ID card verification service
TechCrunch
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Lindsay Clancy jurors sent home for the day after twice failing to reach verdict
The Guardian World
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Original: The long-term implications of Pete Hegseth’s US military purges
Al Jazeera
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Original: US prosecutors refuse to say if they secretly obtained Don Lemon’s phone records
The Guardian World
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Original: Trump administration sides with OpenAI in lawsuit against New York Times
The Guardian World
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Original: Hakeem Jeffries vows ‘serious response’ after two House Democrats vote with Republicans – US politics live
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: How GoPro went from viral camera sensation to a victim of smartphone ubiquity
MarketWatch
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Original: Broadcom’s stock falls despite upbeat earnings, extending a frustrating stretch for investors
MarketWatch
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Original: HPE follows in Dell’s footsteps as it rides the AI server boom to a big earnings beat
MarketWatch
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Original: Snowflake’s stock soars as the company blows away estimates with its AI-fueled forecast
MarketWatch
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Original: ‘Chad Powers’ Season 2: Start Time, Episode Count And How Critics Are Reacting
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jenna Dewan Defends ‘DWTS’ Casting Amid Backlash: ‘Step Up’ Star and Ex-Janet Jackson Backup Dancer Says ‘I Do Not Know How to Ballroom Dance’
Variety
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Original: T-Mobile Fiber Deals: Here’s How to Make the Home Internet Switch Online
Rolling Stone
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Original: New ‘Transformers’ Animated Short ‘Optimus Prime: Awakening’ Heads to Theaters – Film News in Brief
Variety
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Original: Hotel Cipriani Books Chic New Guest: Dior Spa
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Here’s Where You Can Still Find Tickets to Michelle Branch’s Sold-Out Tour
Rolling Stone
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: College Football Playoff preseason predictions
ESPN
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Original: Roundtable: Who will win the national title?
ESPN
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Original: Which extension-eligible NFL players could be big factors next offseason?
ESPN
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Original: Graziano's bold-but-realistic predictions for all 32 NFL teams: Don't be surprised if ...
ESPN
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Original: Ranking the NFL's top 100 players for this season, from Myles Garrett to ...
ESPN
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