Original: Democrats are again angling for Rep. Mike Lawler's House seat. Can he hold on in liberal New York?
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 10:00 AM UTC
Tuesday, September 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Why a candidate leading in North Carolina is running like he is behind
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Judge to decide if Tyler Robinson will go to trial in Charlie Kirk murder case
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: In the Trump-voting town of Ontario, lake’s new name splits Republicans
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Affordability is the centerpiece of Democrats' message in Pennsylvania swing district
NPR Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Dyson made a camera-equipped toothbrush that flosses for you
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Dyson’s Next Act Is an Electric Toothbrush With a Camera
Wired
2h ago
Original: Magna increases bet on battery swapping in India with $35M for Yuma
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Dell Coupon Codes: 20% Off for September 2026
Wired
7h ago
Original: Paramount+ Coupon Codes and Deals for September 2026
Wired
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: At least 12 people killed in Russian overnight attacks on Ukraine – Europe live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Burnham to say he wants to unlock ‘positivity’ in first statement to MPs since becoming PM – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Football power struggle caused FIFA World Cup plan fallout, says Kushner
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Russian drone and missile barrage kills at least 12 in Ukraine’s Kyiv
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: Heavy monsoon rains submerge Islamabad roads and underground
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Global oil prices extend move over $90 after report of two tankers struck in Hormuz
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Are rising bond rates really so bad? Maybe not, say these exports
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Strengthening Tropical Storm Edouard On The Verge Of U.S. Landfall
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: From the U.K. to Japan, bond yields are jumping as U.S. bonds tumble
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘It’s not fair’: My twin brother and I were left houses by our parents. Can I make him pay his share for taxes and upkeep?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Ari Emanuel and His Brothers Donate $550,000 to Palestinian Doctor Training Program
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: SND Swoops on Toronto-Bound Bérénice Bejo Starrer ‘Alice: Pioneer of Cinema’ Ahead of Unifrance Rendez-Vous in Le Havre (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Vicon Acquires Facial Capture Firm Captive Devices (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: In ‘Until the Day Ends,’ Two Serbs on Opposite Sides of a Deeply Divided Society Fall for Each Other (Exclusive Venice Trailer)
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Isabelle Huppert, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kore-Eda Hirokazu, Fan Bingbing, Michelle Yeoh on Guest List as Busan Unveils Galas, Asian Cinema Competition
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Every done deal on transfer deadline day
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Live transfer deadline day: Man City to land Enzo?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: The summer signings already making an impact - Sangare, Rogers, Enciso
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Wrexham sign Burnley defender Worrall
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Alcaraz cruises to US Open second round after four months out
BBC Sport
3h ago