Original: Colombia's president says soldiers killed a key dissident leader
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Edition · 10:00 PM UTC
Monday, August 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: Trump says Fed Chair Warsh will 'do what he has to do' on possible rate hikes
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: WATCH: Trump says 'Medicare for All' doesn't work
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Supreme Court clears way for White House ballroom construction to continue
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: WATCH: Trump says more pharmaceutical companies will lower drug prices
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: FTC lawsuit alleges Amazon has been ‘secretly and systematically’ overcharging for ads
The Verge
2h ago
Original: I went to the loneliest baseball game on Apple Vision Pro
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Best Early Tech Labor Day Sales I’d Shop Myself (2026): AirTags, Dyson, and More
Wired
3h ago
Original: FTC accuses Amazon of running a ‘secret ad surcharge scheme’ in new lawsuit
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: The Pentagon now has its own version of ChatGPT and Grok
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: News live: capital city house prices fall below $1m; Penny Wong has ‘grave concerns’ for missing Australians in Nepal
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: US Supreme Court clears way for Trump to keep building White House ballroom
BBC World
2h ago
Original: North Carolina teenager dies from rare infection caused by brain-eating amoeba
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Poland opens terror probe into fire at drone factory
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Arsenal edge past troubled Aston Villa 1-0 as Saka scores only goal
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The S&P 500 usually falls in September. Why this year should be different.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘Neither of us attended college’: At 62, how can we afford to put our granddaughter through college?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Vanguard’s S&P 500 index fund changed how we invest — but there may be a smarter way to get into the market
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Maybe the snowbirds are right? One state dominates this list of best places to retire.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: 23 best-performing stocks of August, as the software industry continues its recovery
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Gargoyles’ Live-Action Series Not Moving Forward at Disney+
Variety
2h ago
Original: Trump Escalates War on Press, Threatens FCC Case Against NBC’s Kristen Welker
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Gunna Says His Favorite Workout Playlist Is His Unreleased Music
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Tupac Trial Closings: Prosecutors Call ‘Keffe D’ Murder Mastermind, Defense Calls Case ‘Fiction’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: How to Watch the ‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 Reunion Online for Free
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Never too early for a hot seat: Which coaches could be in line for big job openings?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Who was released before the NFL cut-down deadline? Final roster trims, big moves for all 32 teams
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Saka earns Arsenal hard-fought win at Aston Villa
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Lionel Messi to retire from Argentina national team
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Kiffin says his players back pursuing ex-NFLers
ESPN
2h ago