Original: Trump says U.S. struck deal to take control of 65 billion barrels Venezuelan oil
NPR Politics
1h ago
Edition · 11:00 AM UTC
Monday, August 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Scholar discusses Trump's claims of a new Venezuelan oil agreement
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: A U.S. strike on Iran breaks a month-long lull, and Iran fires back
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump’s deals in Africa could cut U.S. health aid by more than half, analysis shows
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: The politics of the company you keep
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: You Know Who Really Hates AI? Insurance Claims Adjusters
Wired
1h ago
Original: The 9 Best MagSafe Phone Grips for Your Butter Fingers (2026)
Wired
2h ago
Original: ATM Flaws Reveal Key Weaknesses in the Software Supply Chain
Wired
2h ago
Original: The U.S. is building barriers around drones and robots, but China has scale to get around them
TechCrunch
9h ago
Original: Grindr wants to be the everything app for gay men; investors are still deciding whether it can pull it off
TechCrunch
9h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Iran hostilities flare after US strike in strait of Hormuz – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: French high schools rush to put Macron’s phone ban into force
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Desperate rescue attempts continue in Nepal to reach people thought to be trapped | First Thing
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: House Democrat to launch challenge to Trump’s ‘Lake America’ order – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Morocco not to blame for Ceuta border breach, says Spanish PM
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The Impermanent Lightness Of Streaming, From Amazon To GTA 6
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Blue Jays’ Backstop Castoff Sends Alejandro Kirk Message After Trade, ‘It Sucks’
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Historic $7.5 million L.A. home restored by ‘Rocky Horror’ actor Tim Curry finds a buyer just hours after his death
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Talent Agents Are Representing More Podcasters As The Industry Grows
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Here’s what Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s California mansion could really be worth, and how much it costs to keep it up
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Unifrance Rendez-Vous TV Mart Spotlights Ancient Rome, 19th Century Paris, Retired Spooks, Luchadores, Diplomatic Intrigue and Gaza
Variety
1h ago
Original: DraftKings Taps Kevin Hart, Nick Jonas for Road-Trip Commercial That Touts Wagering, Predictions
Variety
2h ago
Original: Naomi Watts to Be Honored at San Sebastián Film Festival
Variety
2h ago
Original: In ‘Love Is the Monster,’ Paulina García Is a Granny Facing Impossible Choices (Exclusive TIFF Trailer)
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Rintaro Returns to Korea After 17 Years for Busan’s Japanese Animation Special
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: British tight end Traore makes Dolphins roster cut
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Germany's Wamser completes move to Man City
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Rangers target Kelsy's colourful career - aged just 22
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Watch round-up of best SPFL action
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: From playing Serena Williams on screen to US Open
BBC Sport
2h ago