Original: Funding bill at the top of the agenda as House returns from recess
NPR Politics
1h ago
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Monday, August 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Rep. Glenn Ivey. D-Md., discusses what's on the agenda as the House reconvenes
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump still teases a third presidential run, but he's talking more and more about life after 2028
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Plan to cut number of polling sites in a major Texas county
ABC News Politics
7h ago
Original: Trump says he will report NBC host to FCC for ‘rebuke or punishment’
Washington Post Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The U.S. is building barriers around drones and robots, but China has scale to get around them
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Grindr wants to be the everything app for gay men; investors are still deciding whether it can pull it off
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: A 12TB Steam “teraleak” spills more than a decade of lost PC gaming history
Ars Technica
12h ago
Original: Professor Murder Rides the Subway is a forgotten slice of dance punk perfection
The Verge
12h ago
Original: Enormous 12TB Steam leak includes abandoned Half-Life 2: Episode 3 assets
The Verge
14h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Bhutan hosts first ‘conscious food summit’ amid threats to global food systems
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US and Iran trade strikes for first time in weeks
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Iran hostilities flare after US strike in strait of Hormuz; supertanker hits mines and catches fire – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: One dead and more than a dozen missing after 'terrifying' flash flood hits Grand Canyon
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Algeria president seeks death penalty for arsonists after deadly forest fires
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Brent oil tops $90 after first U.S. and Iran fighting in a month
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump Posts Bizarre AI Videos Claiming Attack On Kharg Island After U.S. Resumes Iran Strikes
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Middle East’s Energy Leaders Up Investments In Natural Gas Resilience
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Trump Attacks Judge Overseeing Kennedy Center Case—Calls Him ‘Highly Conflicted’
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Novak Djokovic Stunned In 1st Round At U.S. Open After Battling Stomach Trouble
Forbes Business
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Rintaro Returns to Korea After 17 Years for Busan’s Japanese Animation Special
Variety
1h ago
Original: Korea Box Office: ‘The Odyssey’ Eclipses ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’
Variety
2h ago
Original: China Box Office: ‘Once Upon a Time in the Middle East’ Continues Dominance
Variety
2h ago
Original: Helsinki’s Finnish Film Affair Unveils Film, Series Pitches and Panels, Strikes First Nordic Genre Lab Partnership (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: NBCUniversal, U-Next Ink Sweeping Japan Partnership Spanning Streaming and Theme Parks
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Man Utd near deal for Mexico's Bernal
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Wrexham close in on Burnley defender Worrall
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: The transfers to watch before window closes
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Venus Williams loses 15th match in row in 2am finish
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Spurs to make late move for Pulisic?
ESPN
2h ago