Original: Plan to cut number of polling sites in a major Texas county
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Edition · 7:00 AM UTC
Monday, August 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says he will report NBC host to FCC for ‘rebuke or punishment’
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Original: Lake Ontario now called Lake America on Google Maps for U.S. users after Trump ordered name change
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: U.S. plans to sanction another bank in effort to clamp down on Iran transactions, Bessent tells AP
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: U.S. forces strike Iranian launch site in first disclosed attack in nearly a month
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The U.S. is building barriers around drones and robots, but China has scale to get around them
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Grindr wants to be the everything app for gay men; investors are still deciding whether it can pull it off
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: A 12TB Steam “teraleak” spills more than a decade of lost PC gaming history
Ars Technica
1d ago
Original: Professor Murder Rides the Subway is a forgotten slice of dance punk perfection
The Verge
1d ago
Original: Enormous 12TB Steam leak includes abandoned Half-Life 2: Episode 3 assets
The Verge
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US and Iran trade strikes for first time in weeks
BBC World
1d ago
Original: FIFA president Infantino ‘must go’, says former UEFA boss Platini
Al Jazeera
1d ago
Original: Australians missing in Nepal targeted by ‘heartbreaking’ and ‘abhorrent’ racist slurs
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Goodbye to Babylon Berlin, the 1920s TV drama that has eerily foreshadowed real-life politics
The Guardian World
1d ago
Original: Icac lawyer tells Charles Perrottet the key to lying is ‘you have to be really good at remembering it’
The Guardian World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump Attacks Judge Overseeing Kennedy Center Case—Calls Him ‘Highly Conflicted’
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Novak Djokovic Stunned In 1st Round At U.S. Open After Battling Stomach Trouble
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Bulkier Jay Huff Returning To Same Team For Once. Will Pacers Benefit?
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: National Guard Uses Drone Nets To Practice Foiling Hospital Attacks
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: How The ‘Adults’ Season 2 Finale Sets Up Exciting Romances For A Possible Third Season
Forbes Business
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: NBCUniversal, U-Next Ink Sweeping Japan Partnership Spanning Streaming and Theme Parks
Variety
1d ago
Original: Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters Boards Palestinian Art and Resistance Documentary ‘Freedom Theatre’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1d ago
Original: ‘Pokémon: Wild Card’ Movie Announced for 2027; Teaser Released
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: ‘Pokémon: Wild Card’ Movie Sets 2027 Release Date, Drops Anime Teaser Starring Trading Card Game Player
Variety
1d ago
Original: Naya Rivera and Ryan Dorsey’s 10-Year-Old Son, Josey, Lands First Film Role
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Djokovic in tears during US Open first-round exit
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: The transfers to watch before window closes
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: How Man United went from 'everything is wrong' to a big blowout win that vindicates Carrick
ESPN
1d ago
Original: Alonso dropping Fernández has worked -- so far. Can Chelsea afford to let him go?
ESPN
1d ago
Original: Adam Schefter's fantasy cheat sheet: The players our NFL insider is most excited about this season
ESPN
1d ago