Original: Trump says he will report NBC host to FCC for ‘rebuke or punishment’
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Edition · 2:00 AM UTC
Monday, August 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Lake Ontario now called Lake America on Google Maps for U.S. users after Trump ordered name change
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: U.S. plans to sanction another bank in effort to clamp down on Iran transactions, Bessent tells AP
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: U.S. forces strike Iranian launch site in first disclosed attack in nearly a month
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Why Republicans are focusing on transgender issues in competitive 2026 campaigns
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: A 12TB Steam “teraleak” spills more than a decade of lost PC gaming history
Ars Technica
5h ago
Original: Professor Murder Rides the Subway is a forgotten slice of dance punk perfection
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Enormous 12TB Steam leak includes abandoned Half-Life 2: Episode 3 assets
The Verge
7h ago
Original: Liux’s Big microcar bets on sustainability to take on Chinese rivals
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Why it matters that President Trump just dialed into a NASA news conference
Ars Technica
9h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: PM urged to restrict violent pornography after teen’s death; Labor working on release of Oscar Jenkins
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: What are the implications of the US-Venezuela oil deal?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Dozens evacuated and about 15 missing after Grand Canyon flash flood
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Flash flooding in Grand Canyon leaves more than 20 people missing
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: At least 15 people may be missing after flash flood in Arizona’s Grand Canyon
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. stock futures slip as chances of rate hike rise after Warsh’s Jackson Hole comments
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1899: Hints, Clues And Answer For Monday August 31
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: How To Solve Today’s NYT Pips, Monday, August 31
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Randy Quaid Slams Casting Of ‘Woke’ Anne Hathaway In ‘Days Of Thunder 2’
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: What To Watch This Weekend: New Shows And Movies To Stream On Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV And More
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Brutally Honest Emmy Ballot: “‘DTF St. Louis’ Should’ve Been Called ‘WTF St. Louis,’” ‘Widow’s Bay’ Is “Far and Away the Best” Comedy on TV
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Korea’s Showbox Launches Microdrama Label Showbite, Sets Sights on Global Markets (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: Enhypen Lands First No. 1, Dolly Parton Reenters Top Five on Albums Chart
Variety
5h ago
Original: ‘Days of Thunder’ Star Randy Quaid Says Anne Hathaway Is ‘Woke’ and a ‘Horrible Choice’ for the Sequel: ‘You Need the Original Girl’
Variety
6h ago
Original: Dolly Parton ‘Laid to Rest’ After Private Funeral, Family Says
Rolling Stone
7h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Star DT Donald unretires to rejoin loaded Rams
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Scheffler reasserts No. 1 status with 2nd Cup win
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Jacobs put on exempt list as Pack trade for RB
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Browns keep 3 QBs on roster, put Gabriel on IR
ESPN
1h ago
Original: OBJ earns spot on Giants' initial 53-man roster
ESPN
1h ago