Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Saturday, August 29, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Daddy’s Money, My Problems.
Original: ‘I feel shoehorned’: My father funded my $800,000 Roth IRA. Does that give him the right to say how I invest it?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories