Original: Measles’ role in child’s death ignites fight between RFK Jr. and Pennsylvania governor
Washington Post Politics
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Friday, August 28, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: FBI no longer treating an applicant's experience with prostitution as automatic bar against hiring
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump asks Supreme Court to allow military to discharge transgender troops
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Wyoming governor requests investigation into activity of DOJ monitors during primary
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Judge issues new block on Trump’s sweeping restrictions on mail-in voting
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Neocloud Lambda secures $1B in debt to buy more chips
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Milo Yiannopoulos Detained by ICE in Louisiana
Wired
3h ago
Original: An Anthropic researcher just gave us a peek at self-improving AI
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Brave’s browser one-ups Chrome with its new support for email aliases
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Microsoft Teams Has Become a Haven for Scammers in China
Wired
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: With the US and Canada locked in a trade war, fears of a recession lurk
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Trump arch will alter sightlines of many Washington DC landmarks, report says
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Volunteers rescue man stuck on 10,000-ft high ledge in Sierra Nevada range
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Berlin is being blackmailed by hackers, mayor says
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Before and after images show catastrophic impact of Nepal flash floods
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Microsoft’s stock seals its longest winning streak of the year as AI software fears fade
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘We are committed Christians’: Our son and daughter-in-law cut us off over politics. Should we change our $3 million will?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Nvidia’s revenue forecast is so huge that Wall Street wonders if SpaceX is the reason
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: My contractor handed my $42,000 pool upgrade to a subcontractor I had already rejected. What can I do?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Far-Right Commentator Milo Yiannopoulos In Custody After Ducking Immigration Hearing, DHS Says
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: How to Watch the 2026 College Football Season
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Everything We Know About ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Hooters Restaurant Movie in the Works — Film News in Brief
Variety
1h ago
Original: LISTEN: Holywater Tech Chief Bogdan Nesvit on the Explosive Growth of Microdramas: ‘Studios and Creators are Knocking on Our Doors’
Variety
1h ago
Original: All 30 Ridley Scott Movies, Ranked From Worst to Best
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Leeds go back top with thumping win at St Helens
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Huddersfield upset Leigh with five-try win
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Is the Bill Belichick era at North Carolina already coming to a close?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Haaland and Cherki fire impressive Man City to victory at Palace
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Judge: SEC can't punish teams that play ex-pros
ESPN
1h ago