Original: Judge says Pentagon's measures against Anthropic were 'illegal and baseless'
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Edition · 5:00 PM UTC
Friday, August 28, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge again blocks Trump mail ballot executive order in ruling that's likely to be swiftly appealed
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Trees are coming down by the dozen as Trump’s D.C. golf makeover nears
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trumps bestows Artemis II crew with Congressional Space Medal of Honor
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump’s EPA wants to let data centers hide their air pollution
The Verge
2h ago
Original: DLSS 5 leaked and modders are putting Nvidia’s AI effects on everything
The Verge
2h ago
Original: More Americans oppose police license plate cameras than support them: survey
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Meta makes AI glasses slightly less creepy with limit on nonconsensual recording
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: Friend-focused photo-sharing app Retro snags $21M
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Salmonella cases in UK likely to rise until source of outbreak is found
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Nepal-Tibet flash flood: number of missing people in Nepal rises to 1,924 – latest updates
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump’s agriculture secretary commits to ‘waiving red tape’ to allow ranchers to process and sell their own beef – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Israeli strikes kill five people, including three from one family, in Gaza
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Why is India’s nationalist RSS holding an event in New York?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: I’m turning 70. Here’s how I’m making this decade the richest of my retirement.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: The biggest risk to retirement plans may no longer be a stock market crash or inflation
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: I’m 56 with $1.4 million and want to retire in 5 years. Do I move to California, New York or overseas?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Is it a bad idea to withdraw from my retirement account to pay off my last $1,000 in credit-card debt?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Why you shouldn’t use AI to pick a Medicare plan
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Late F1 Icon Gilles Villeneuve Drives For Speed, Trophies in ‘Rise of a Legend’ Trailer (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: New Operator of L.A.’s Bruin Theatre Says His Antisemitic Comments Are “Distractions From Reopening”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: John Mayer Has Some Thoughts on His Future With Dead and Company
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Sacha Baron Cohen Ali G Movie Slammed as Racist, Activists Send 37,000 Emails to Theaters
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Dolly Parton’s Last Public Appearance Spoke Volumes
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Reid's annual HBCU watch list: 10 players who could get 2027 NFL draft interest
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Don't sleep on these guys! 51 breakout candidates for the 2026 season
ESPN
2h ago
Original: NBA insiders react to ESPN's 2026-27 season forecast
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Adam Schefter's cheat sheet: Fantasy value picks, sleepers to target
ESPN
2h ago
Original: The best picks for each draft slot in Rounds 1 and 2 in 10-team leagues
ESPN
2h ago