Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 AM UTC

Friday, August 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy’s Still On Pause.
Original: Judge issues new block on Trump’s sweeping restrictions on mail-in voting
Washington Post Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Lake Says: Enough Souvenirs.
Original: Nepal-Tibet flash flood: helicopter rescue operations suspended as lake overflows; death toll rises to 469
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories