Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Friday, August 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Australia Elects a Spreadsheet.
Original: Australia news live: One Nation announces investment banker as NSW leader ahead of election
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

$1 Trillion? Sure, Jan.
Original: Is Nvidia heading for $1 trillion in annual revenue? One analyst now thinks that’s possible.
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Rich People Problems: Now With Truthiness.
Original: ‘Big Little Lies’ Sequel Book Teases Storyline for HBO Series’ Season 3: What’s Going on With Madeline, Celeste and Jane in ‘Big Little Truths’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories