Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Alaska Just Keeps Giving.
Original: Republican with same name as incumbent Dan Sullivan advances from Alaska US Senate primary
ABC News Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Oldman Finds Charm in Filth: Acting Pays.
Original: Gary Oldman on the ‘Pleasure’ of Playing ‘Slow Horses’ Spy Jackson Lamb: ‘A Man Who Has Single-Handedly Lowered the Public’s Expectation of Personal Hygiene’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories