Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

More People to Witness Elaborate Self-Regard.
Original: ‘Pride’ Musical to Transfer to Bridge Theatre From November; Director Says Bigger Venue Means the ‘Comedy Will Really Benefit From More People Watching’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

More Money?
Original: What does your Premier League club still need in the transfer window?
BBC Sport 2h ago