Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Sydney Dream Homes Now Also Nightmares.
Original: Australia news live: Major Sydney property developer collapses leaving buyers in limbo; One Nation’s David Farley needs to ‘shut up’, George Christensen says
The Guardian World 2h ago
Love Hurts—and Your Wallet Too.
Original: eHarmony deceived Australian customers with ‘subscription traps’ that cost hundreds of dollars, court finds
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories